Fruit of the Gods now for real people

Anyone who is anyone knows about the famous and worldly Jack Fruit. This made me a nobody until just a few days ago when I was introduced to the Jack Fruit. At first, I thought Jack Fruit may have been a local Bollywood actor, and I could get my picture taken with him along with a signed autograph. But when I was introduced to a Jack Fruit, I recognized immediately that my life would be change forever.  I have now joined the Jack Fruit singing gospel  missionaries, and I am spreading the word to the non-converted. You can find out about other local Jack Fruit singing cults in your area by opening your local paper to the fruits and vegetables entertainment section.

For those who are converted Jack Fruit lovers, here is a link for you with hundreds of pictures by those of us who are true Jack Fruit loving fanatics.

http://flickr.com/search/?q=jackfruit

In the local Malayalam language here in the state of Kerala this joyous of all fruits is called “Chakka”. Other countries around the world have endearing names for this wonderful of all fruits, like Kathal in Bengali, Mak in Lao, Jaca in Portuguese, and Panasa in Oriya….the list goes on and on.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_fruit

These largest of all amazing fruits can weigh in at over 80 lbs. They are used throughout the world from sweets, cosmetics, and aphrodisiacs to high industrials products like the fire resistant tiles on the space shuttle.

In Greek mythology, when Zeus was just a boy, he used to throw Jack Fruit seeds as small explosive devices to keep  other lesser godly children from misbehaving. As he grew older and started throwing lighting bolts to impress his friends and enemies, he still used the godly Jack Fruit for many other uses. For example, his wife Hera married him because of his Jack Fruit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeus

If you find that not everything I have said is true, that is only because we of the Jack Fruit singing gospel missionaries have not yet rewritten history. If you would like to join us in our noble endeavors to immortalize the Jack Fruit, please call 1-463-633-7848 or 1-GodofFruit. Ask for Sally our resident disciple for new worshipper recruits. I think there is a bonus for signing up over the Jack Fruit Festival of Seeds. You get a free bottle of fresh scented Jack Fruit pulp shampoo and  conditioner , a Jack Fruit baseball hat with the words “I believe in the God of Fruit, and it believes in me”, and the very popular Jack Fruit kitchen gourmet kit which includes an ever sharp knife, can of grease, and the all in one seed pulping popper.  All these things are completely valueless before coupon, but it’s now free for signing up and becoming a Jack Fruit frenzied semi-depressed cultist.